Dear So and So… (Michelle’s version #1)

Dear Stalkers,
I can see the traffic as you all view my blog, so why do I still only have 8 followers? I know I am not great at blogging everyday, but I do blog and I do see who is viewing my page. You may as well click follow!
Thanks,
Neglected Blogger

Dear Hubby,
Thank You for being your sweet self and tolerating me, especially when my pregnancy hormones are at their worst! I appreciate everything you do for me, us and our family. Oh and thank you for stocking the hot tamales every other day, you are the greatest!
Love,
Your Wifey

Dear Kindergarten Momsters,
All you in your little cliques who stare and gossip as I walk by with my two children everyday, while sporting my 21 week baby #3 bump… STOP STARRING! Didn’t your Mom teach you any manners? I am not fat, I am expecting and yes he will be my third child.
How rude you all are!
Irritated Mommy

Dear Facebook,
Please stop changing your layouts and privacy settings. Just when we get used to the way things operate, you throw in another change.
Thanks,
Loyal Facebook-er

Dear Verizon,
I really wish your phone upgrade was less then 2 years apart. I could really use a new phone, (mine is a hunk of junk) however I cant dish out the $300 you want for a new one. Please change your 2 year policy or lower your phone prices!
Thanks for understanding,
Wife On A Budget

Dear California Drivers,
I grew up in a small rural community with two stop lights and two lanes of traffic. I prefer to take a country gravel back road over the highway any day. What is the big rush here? Why drive 30 mph over the speed limit? Riding my ass as I go 5 to 10 mph over the speed limit, isn’t going to make me go faster, in fact it makes me slow down. It’s no mystery to why there are wrecks every 1/2 mile. Get off my ass and go around, not everyone drives with a death wish!
Small Town Driver

Thought I would try something new tonight. Have lots of things on my mind, but wasn’t sure what to blog about! Hope everyone is having a great week!
♥~Michelle

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